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Kit: I don't like this.
Elora: What? And you think I do? I mean, it's obviously a trap.
Kit: Obviously. Airk has always been pretty gullible. You know, one time I convinced him that he had Bugenhagen's Disease, and all of his fingers and toes would, like, rot off if he didn't drink large amounts of vinegar.
Elora: Is that a real thing?
Kit: Oh, no, no. I made it up.
What if we were not-girlfriends, and barricaded in a room in a haunted castle together and we’re not sure if it’s really our friend outside the door, so we ask him to tell us something only our friend could know, and his answer is “you two have totally got the hots for each other” which we vehemently deny bc of course we don’t, absolutely not, in any way at all, why would you even think that? What could possibly have given you that impression? Was it the casual touching or the kissing or the acts of devotion? But anyway we let him in. Because yeah sure him knowing we’re in love is evidence enough, but we’ll keep denying it, of course
